1987 Plymouth
Horizon
People think I have hydraulics because I hit one bump and bounce up and
down for miles. The muffler fell off. The radiator fan broke so it
overheats in seconds. There's a leak in the gas tank, a leak in the fuel
line, and oil is leaking from god knows where. The bumper fell off while I
was driving. The muffler has more holes than swiss cheese, which is why I
didn't care so much when it fell off in the middle of the road. I need at
least a 75 foot notice before a stop cuz the brakes are so bad. The
driver's door won't open, and the window doesn't work either. If i have
more than one passenger it won't go up a hill. Then engine is so old and
crappy that smoke billows out from under the hood every time i park it. I
think the only thing holding it together is the duct tape and bird
droppings
Josh Price |
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